laughing my chat off

• e: new sitcom idea...."martyrville" about the 911 hijackers living in heaven, each with 72 virgins.
• me: hahahha
• me: i don't know if it's edgy enough
• e: they realize shortly that 72 virgins is a lot of virgins, and not all is easy in heaven
• ...
• e: nyc is mad decent. the hotel i am in is absolutely nuts big ol suite with a big ol balcony 22 floors up in midtown
• e: theres a "sleep concierge" - did she tell you that?
• e: you call him and he talks to you about your sleeping habits and styles and he brings any of 15 different types of luxury pillows to suit your needs
• me: it'd be best if he could tailor dreams for you
• e: yes, i should ask him that
• me: aromatherapy, tell him you want to dream of brownies baking all night
• e: yes! and then fresh brownies delivered in the morning
• e: theres also a list of foods the sleep concierge approves for bedtime snacking: warm milk and cookies, banana bread, and such
• ...
• me: you know the phillipe starck machine gun lamp?
• e: i do know
• me: wong made a bulletproof armoire to accompany it... HIGHlarious
• me: SO tongue-in-CHEEK
• me: so... provocative
• me: what is safety?
• e: i like my furniture to ask probing questions
• me: haha, literally
• me: mr show
• e: yeah, my nightstand randomly plays .wav clips of important metaphysical and social problems in question form
• me: ha
• me: the mit media lab has a blender that you have to growl at at different volumes/pitches to get it to chop/mince
• e: i want a toliet that you have to pray to
• me: haha ... plllllleeeeeeez flush
• e: i have company coming!
• e: pleeze!
• me: haha
• e: sometimes it doesnt listen
• e: the toliet works in mysterious ways
• e: mom: "why is there feces on the floor?"
• me: hahaha
• e: me: "im learning about faith mom"
• me: oh SHIT
• me: ha
• me: man, good laugh