awesome coffee pranks

i left a quarter pot of coffee on my coffee machine all night… so, this morning my room was filled with the toasty aroma of thoroughly burnt coffee. all the water had evaporated off, leaving a nice, brown residue caked to the bottom of the pot. a normal individual would most likely take the pot to the sink to clean it and brew a fresh pot. i, instead, opted for the stuck-on-a-desert-island-with-limited-resources technique, and added some water to the caked remains and swirled it for a few minutes.. allowing the baked grounds to completely reintegrate into the water. i sampled my concoction and, deciding it was a bit too strong, added more water at the hallway water-station. shortly after adding water, paolo saw me and thought that i had come to bring him some morning coffee… he was delighted and ran over with two coffee mugs to get a double-dose.

i then served this delicacy, cold, to paolo. he loved it.