website for internet users with adhd

how about this for a website to celebrate web surfers who suffer from adhd :
a site to pit people against one another in tab showdowns.
ie who has the best tabs, the most tabs, the most diverse tabs, the most bizarre tabs, etc. you know, important stuff.

ummm.
i’m just trying to legitimize the fact that i have over 45 tabs open in firefox right now and am afraid to close any of them.